Just when I thought I had seen every ridiculously random product on the internet, I stumbled across the Slanket. May I just say that I need one of these. Not want, but NEED.

Taken directly from Slanket’s product info page:

The Slanket is a gigantic fleece blanket with sleeves. A very soft to the touch, lightweight, but warm fleece blanket with large, loose sleeves designed so you don’t feel like you’re wearing the blanket, simply wrapped up in its wonder. The Slanket is designed to keep your entire body covered and cozy while you still retain the use of your hands. Simplistic and practical, its innovativeness opens up possibilities, but still can replace any normal blanket.

You see, the possibilities are endless with the Slanket. Whereas before you would simply lay dormant on your couch with a blanket strewn haphazardly across your body, the Slanket allows you to be more productive because your hands are free to do as they please! Although, this may simply lead to easier channel surfing in my case. Although, one wonders whether you can simply make your own Slanket by cutting holes in one of your old blankets or, perhaps, by wearing an oversized robe? Isn’t that the same general concept? But, then it wouldn’t quite be a Slanket, now would it? Slankets for everyone!